My cousin, Vicky, once called me the cheapest and the most disgusting guy in the world. I believe it was during the time she discovered that everyday I wipe my face with a tissue and then set it aside to use the other side of it the following day. Vicky was horrified. "Do you reuse your toilet paper too?" I gave her a look of deepest anger. Though it's possible that she saw through the anger the silver lining behind it. The silver lining that said, "Wow, good idea!"
